Rumcake Enthusiast T-Shirts

DINER, 'No more rumcake for you, pal - go on home to your wife and elves.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

The Fourth Little Pig

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Is that pancake ready yet?

Chocolate Shop

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'It's all homemade.'