Rumcake Fans T-Shirts

DINER, 'No more rumcake for you, pal - go on home to your wife and elves.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Cupcakes!

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cake Walk.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

And on this day, God created children.

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Mummy Mousehole

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

DINER, 'No more rumcake for you, pal - go on home to your wife and elves.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'I made you a layer cake.'