Rule Warrior Mugs

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'