Role-playing Warrior Mugs

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Little Princess.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."