Regulation Warrior Mugs

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"We have the state insurance inspector at ten, the FDA inspector at eleven, the OSHA inspector at noon, the nuclear regulatory inspector at two..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

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News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Clean air.

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."