Regulation Warrior Pillows

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"We have the state insurance inspector at ten, the FDA inspector at eleven, the OSHA inspector at noon, the nuclear regulatory inspector at two..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

The New Square Mile Regulator.

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OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Net Neutrality

Clean air.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"