Rule-maker Relator Gifts

'Mom is the disciplinarian in the family.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

School Boundries.

Teddy! Time for dinner!! I'm doing an essay on values. I need examples of oppressive values that hold people down. Sit! This hour is non-negotiable. Got it! Family values!

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

Bored With Corona

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

Wheel clamped!