Rule Enforcer Humorist Prints

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'