Rule Breaker Humorist Prints

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

Feet off the table?! How the heck am I supposed to get my feet off the table?

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Cloud 10.

'What's the idea of telling everyone I cheat at tennis?' - 'Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.'

No U turns.

"If they want everyone to do 60, the should have set the speed limit at 30."

"Please return to your local area immediately."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'