Rule Breaker Humorist Mugs

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Cloud 10.

'What's the idea of telling everyone I cheat at tennis?' - 'Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.'

No U turns.

"If they want everyone to do 60, the should have set the speed limit at 30."

"Please return to your local area immediately."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

No early morning tea past this landing

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Give him his food."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'