Rule Authority T-Shirts

Police Recruitment Office: 'Vice squad or obscene publications, Im not fussy.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Off Duty.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Coming to a consensus.

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Continental marshal

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Angel with speed camera.

The boss is always right.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Prefect.

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'