Authority In Leisure T-Shirts

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

"Fresh pepper?"

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'She'll never look for me here.'