Rugged Humorists Pillows

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Newton discovers surrealism

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Gender Reveal

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I've never trusted cows."

Robot porn.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Born Cynical,,,,

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"His schlock has gravitas."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"