Rugged Humorists Pillows

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Newton discovers surrealism

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Gender Reveal

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I've never trusted cows."

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

Robot porn.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Born Cynical,,,,

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"His schlock has gravitas."