Rubik's Master In Training T-Shirts

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Know your dog - The brain.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Rubik's ice cube.

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Character trucks #3 Cement mixer.

Rock on!

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"Mommy will hang this on the refrigerator just as soon as you fine-tune the perspective."

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

"You know, if I wrote all day, and you brought me meals on a tray, I could pretend I was at one of those writers' colonies all summer."

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'