Rubik's Wizard T-Shirts

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'He will observe your text now...'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

Rubik's ice cube.

math faculty

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Illogic Tree

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'