Rubik's Cubist T-Shirts

Paul Klee

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The suggestion box.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

'Picasso'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Georges Braque.

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Bobby eight year old

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

Millais - Cubist Period