Rubik's Cubist Gifts

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Paul Klee

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The suggestion box.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Picasso'

Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Rubik's ice cube.

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Cover story: Picasso

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Georges Braque.

Bobby eight year old

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Francis Picabia

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"