Royalty Vibe Seeker Pillows

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Ziggy Wombat

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Smashed harp...

Happy Hour at Harry's

Centaur Driver

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

An old man with bow legs

Carioca

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Writer to Acquisitions Editor: 'Yes, I'm greatly influenced by others' writings ... particularly checks written by editors.'

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Hot Dog