Royal Resilience Seeker T-Shirts

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Dancing Doctor

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Noise Pollution

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

Eva Schloss

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Do Not Lean In

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Hang in There!

Victim support

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

Trees and hurricanes

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

For All The Detroit Haters.

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

Writer to Acquisitions Editor: 'Yes, I'm greatly influenced by others' writings ... particularly checks written by editors.'

'Well, here we are at last.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

Umbrella with Flowers

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.