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'You must be the new taster.'

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'One can see the baby's crown!'

Cat with Crown.

"Pampered?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

Queen

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'It's a Mexican Wave, not a 'ALL HAIL TO THE QUEEN' you egotistical tw@t!'

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

Celebrity Poodle.

It's good to be the king.

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

'I understand that none of you have been patronizing Prince Billy's lemonade stand....'

(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)