Royal Pet Lover Mugs

'You must be the new taster.'

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Pampered?"

Cat with Crown.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Queen

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'It's a Mexican Wave, not a 'ALL HAIL TO THE QUEEN' you egotistical tw@t!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.

It's good to be the king.

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

Celebrity Poodle.

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

'That wasn't great sex, but it was fun!'

"But he's noble deep down INSIDE, Daddy!"

'I understand that none of you have been patronizing Prince Billy's lemonade stand....'