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The Queens Guard hair do.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'...and who puts up your sandwiches - her Majesty?'

'So what do you do?'

the guard

'What type of Chassid are you?'

British Heatwave

'Private Jones when I said all new recruit to wear their Bearskin on parade, I meant . . .'

'I hear she's uneasy.'

"Psst! You've got my hat!"

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Grenadiers

Queen's Guard

Queen's Guard

Beefeater

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

Private Willis

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"I can't talk now - he's right here."

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'Do you have an appointment?'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Women Take The Place Of The Band At St.James Palace.

Cat Hat

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'