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'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Soldier.

"Post traumatic stress disorder."

Beefeater

Beefeater

Grenadiers

"He likes it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Madoff and devil.

Freedom Book.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Are you free at the moment?'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Escape?...Why?'

Exposed and imprisoned.