Royal Follower Pillows

Duchess of Cambridge

Megxit

Camilla Parker Bowles

'It's been one of those days...I roll out the red carpet for the king and he trips on it.'

Deepening rift between royal brothers

Coronation of King Charles III

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Now that's an afro!'

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

King George I

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

British Prime Minister

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Unhappy King

Jester Surgeon

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'