Royal Finance Critic Pillows

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Banks or Loansharks?

Coronation Civil Rights

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

Done With You

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

Bank loans.

Foreclosure.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame