Banking Critic Pillows

EU bank restructure.

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'They're the only people getting any money from banks these days.'

No more dadburn bailouts!

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

World Financial Mafia

Trickledown economics

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

"Budget Cuts."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The COMPANY is always right.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"We need to start listening to our customers."

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'