Banking Critique Pillows

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

Standard & Poor

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Tax by Trump

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

Foreclosure.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"