Banking Critique Mugs

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

Standard & Poor

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Bank Robbery Statistics

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Banks or Loansharks?

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

Done With You

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Tax by Trump

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Foreclosure.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'