Banking Critique Fan Mugs

"Our ad does say we offer low interest rates, but we have an even lower interest in giving you one."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Bank Robbery Statistics

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

Banks or Loansharks?

Done With You

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

Foreclosure.

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Tax by Trump

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.