Banking Critique Fan Prints

"Our ad does say we offer low interest rates, but we have an even lower interest in giving you one."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Bank Robbery Statistics

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

Foreclosure.

Tax by Trump

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

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