Royal Family Members Pillows

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

My horse for a kingdom.

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"You rang, m'lord?"

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

The Height of Impudence.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

Queen

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Football Royalty

King George IV

'It's a Mexican Wave, not a 'ALL HAIL TO THE QUEEN' you egotistical tw@t!'

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short

"Yah-roo! Remember lads, diplomacy's the key! So grab your flying carpet and let's go civilize those sand-monkeys!"

'Congratulations -- you've been promoted from churl to knave!'