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Prince Philip

My horse for a kingdom.

"If I had it my way, I'd be the son of a rich man and spend some time freelancing as the nephew of royalty."

"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'

''Born great' sounds arrogant -- Why don't you just say that you have a genetic propensity towards greatness?'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

King with patch in cloak.

'If your mother's such a great Queen, how come we keep getting her refugees?'

'The press is right -- you ARE mean-spirited!'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"It is we."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Reign Man

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The King In The Rain.

"Friend or foe?"

"You rang, m'lord?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"