Royal Court Dramatics Lover Gifts

'Now I suppose, we owe them one.'

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Size matters!'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

"Whoever she runs to wins custody."

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

'Don't worry -- he's a trained professional.'

'As my lawyer can you tell me my chances?.'

'Let the good times roll.'

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

"I resign Sire - I've landed my own show on Channel 4..."

"But you did not bow to his cuteness."

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Can you believe it? I wake her up after 100 years and Sleeping Beauty slaps me with a sexual harassment suit!'

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

'When you say I made the cut, is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"

"I tried kicking the economic crisis down the road, and it kicked me back!"

A judge with his trousers around his ankles

"But he's noble deep down INSIDE, Daddy!"

'That wasn't great sex, but it was fun!'

"I'm upgrading our entertainment center."

'Just because Mother declared war on you doesn't mean you had to declare war on HER!'

"Sara! Get me King Louie! No, I don't care which one!"

"Swim across the moat but keep the pizza dry."

'Have you been fighting again?'

'I'll speak to the Minister of Defence about it - $83,000 per arrow does sound a little high.'