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Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Labour Protests

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"I had my wings done"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'