Royal Cheerleader Gifts

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Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Strive to win!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'60 is the new 40.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Labour Protests

Hockey cheerleaders.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"I had my wings done"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'