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Wordilly Durdillies - Get your ticks on Route 66

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Artist on the Beach

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Route 666.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Are we there yet?'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Oh shut up."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'