Round Trip Economist Pillows

'It's serious. I'll have to go back to the garage for my calculator.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

The economy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'He must be going economy!'

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Long and Short term investments.