Roller-coaster Economist Pillows

Economic

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'The market shifted on me.'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Stock Hurricane Ride

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

More toxic assets.

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

Market analyst at the Circus

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

Economic Theory Cards