Rose Whisperer Prints

A good year for the Roses.

The Busy Gardener

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

An old man growing berries

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Now it fits.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!