Rose Whisperer Prints

A good year for the Roses.

The Busy Gardener

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

An old man growing berries

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Now it fits.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Tree Passion