Love Whisperers Prints

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Timber preservation

Relationship Issues.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'He's never there for me.'

Having It All

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Interpreters.

"If only girls came with drop-down menus and online help. . ."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

Marriage Guidance: 'Next!'

Literary Type

'So, did your marriage counseling work?', 'It sure did! -- She ran off with the marriage counselor!'

Valentines

"I don't believe I'm having this conversation."

A good year for the Roses.