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Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

I only have eyes for you

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"I love these old decorations!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Lovers

Posh Easter Egg

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Tree of Love

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Swiss-army rock...

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Dancing in Love