Rosary Collector Mugs

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Teenagers!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

I only have eyes for you

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I love these old decorations!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Posh Easter Egg

Lovers

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Tree of Love

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

It

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'