Rope Collector Gifts

Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Well....I could've done this!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Utility Chic.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'