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"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"You turned all night long!"

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

Honestly - the old man's spelling gets worse!'

It might not be a hard job, but it's a stressful one: Everybody notices when you mess up...'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

Rooster Little: "The sky is falling! The sky is — Whoa. Check out the chicken breasts on that hen..."

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'