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'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

Late night teddy reading

'At lone at last.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

'It's a pack rat!'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

'And this is for couples who, whilst not actively seeking divorce, have agreed to keep apart by two chevrons.'

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.