Room Organization T-Shirts

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Maybe clean out your wallet

Shake it all about sign on desk

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Catalogue of little books.