Room Layout Mugs

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

Late night teddy reading

'At lone at last.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'It's a pack rat!'

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'And this is for couples who, whilst not actively seeking divorce, have agreed to keep apart by two chevrons.'

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.