Changing Bedroom Setup Mugs

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Football addict

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Tarzan didn't want to downsize, but he took an early retirement – and then Jane got the axe."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"Anything?"

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."