Bedroom Organization Mugs

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Untidy bedroom

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Wine Lovers

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Frank?"

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."