Bedroom Organization Mugs

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Untidy bedroom

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Wine Lovers

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Frank?"

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."