Changing Bedroom Setup T-Shirts

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"Anything?"

"What do you mean, you don't like your new bedroom?"